Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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