Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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