Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
