I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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