It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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