Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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