Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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