how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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