He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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