Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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