If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just google imaged poop.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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