he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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