so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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