She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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