I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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