I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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