My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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