we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just want nice things and good sex
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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