Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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