Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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