Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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