Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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