you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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