we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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