I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Randomize
