I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Soap is not a condiment
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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