YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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