chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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