I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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