Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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