I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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