Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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