i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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