Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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