I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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