Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize