My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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