Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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