Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
being pregnant is like rehab
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
