I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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