he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize