Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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