Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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