she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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