did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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