Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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