Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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