dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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