Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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