theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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