she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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