4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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