This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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