Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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