Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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