well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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