Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You are a genius and a whore.
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